(Source: frankenfemme)

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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internetexplorers:

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

(Source: wastery)

rehoboam:

pimps don’t do homework srry


(Source: 2000ish)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(Source: mtvtr3s)

glowcloud:

lmfao yes saying u wouldnt date a person of a certain race is fucking racist youre writing off millions of people who are incredibly varied in appearances and personalities because you think theyre all a Certain Way this is like the basic definition of racism are you paying attention

Losers quit when they’re tired. Winners quit when they’ve won.
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meloettas:

couafarel:

meloettas:

cherrynubs:

meloettas:

meloettas:

look at this Funky little duck

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please look at this duck

fuck the duck

DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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